Everything was going ok until i acidently used <> a closed bracket like this at a begining when it required <meta http-equiv=”content-type” content=”text/xml; charset-utf-8″/> as other things such as <p> paragraph text here </p> its just a bit confussing what to use where and when as i know basic html which seems redundant as they no longer use <b><i><u> this done i tried changing colours and fonts and sizes which seem straight forward enough.

Background image i thought to myself hrm that sounds like it could be good idea HA! just more confussion you have to insert url links position where you want it to go if you want it to repeat or fade into the background and this is all making my head hurt alot as if all this information wants to burst out.

i have now reached a problem area i would like to insert boxes as i have a heading the name of my blog and section where my blog posts go then widgets that go down the side with previous posts and im unsure on how to do this so it will remain a background some practice text until i can figure out how to break the page up into sections if anyone can help it be appriciated i have very basic knowledge so need talked to like a noob but if you can help my head from near explosion thanks

my design so far

The graphics are really good and well thought out and i curse them at the amount of lava that usually kills me , I was drawn to the game by the trailor i watched on a online game site and ordered it straight away and have played it most days since

Set in a fictional city in Europe, the game centers on Bayonetta the lead character , who uses pistols and magical attacks to defeat enemies. The game has five difficulty settings; its two easiest settings contain a game mode playable with only one button,  Its developers designed its characters with modern style and fashion in mind, and composed for it a largely upbeat and feminine soundtrack.

PLOT

In the present day, an informant named Enzo has joined up with Bayonetta, a witch who was revived twenty years ago from the bottom of a lake and has little or no memories of her past. When Enzo informs her of the possible whereabouts of the person that owns the ‘Right Eye’, an artifact that’s linked to her past, she sets out to find this person, hoping that it may help her regain her lost memories.

Bayonetta follow Enzo’s information to a city called Vigrid, and once there she’s often forced to fight Angels in order to progress. She eventually meets a lost child named Cereza, who wears glasses and carries around a stuffed cat. Much to Bayonetta’s frustration, the child believes she’s her mother and follows her around. Continuing her search for the “Right Eye”, she heads for an island known as Isla Del Sol together with Cereza.

When they reach the island, Bayonetta encounters another Umbra witch named Jeanne, who explains that Bayonetta was a child born from an Umbra witch and a Lumen sage. This was strictly forbidden by the clans’ ancient commandments, as it was foretold that this would bring calamity to the world. Jeanne says that for that reason, allowing Bayonetta to exist is a danger that cannot be accepted. In a decisive battle Bayonetta defeats Jeanne, only to remember that her real name is Cereza and that Jeanne was once her friend. Their reunion is short lived however, as Jeanne sacrifices her own life to save Bayonetta from a missile attack. When Bayonetta and Cereza enter a tower complex, Cereza begins to hear a familiar voice and claims that it is her “Daddy”. Bayonetta follows her and meets Father Balder, the supposed last of the Lumen Sages who has taken up residence in what is presumably the ‘highest point of Lumen hierarchy and society’.

Balder reveals to Bayonetta that he’s her father, and that he plans to reunite the three universes by resurrecting Jubileus, the Creator. To accomplish that he needs the Eyes of the World, and one of those eyes – the Left Eye – is Bayonetta herself. Balder explains that due to her memory loss Bayonetta could not awaken the Left eye, and the only way for her to realize her true potential was for her to regain those lost memories. When Bayonetta asks him where he got the girl, he reveals that Cereza is in fact her younger self and was part of the plan to make Bayonetta remember her past. Balder further angers Bayonetta by revealing he used a form of mind control over Jeanne to get her to obey him, at which point Bayonetta attacks him. A battle ensues between Balder and Bayonetta, causing the destruction of the top of the tower. Fighting amidst the falling rubble, Bayonetta ultimately manages to defeat Balder.

After the battle Bayonetta retrieves Cereza and, using her clock watch, she manages to open a time portal to bring the child, her younger self, back to her original timeline. However, this causes her to regain all her memories upon returning to the present time, causing her to collapse. A seemingly unharmed Balder then reappears, stating that the Left Eye had now been awakened. He then levitates himself and Bayonetta towards the statue on top of the tower in order for them to begin the resurrection of Jubileus, and take their place as the Right and Left Eye who would oversee a new reality for all eternity. As they both enter into the eyes of the statue, the tower’s outer structure crumbles to reveal a missile which launches into space.

With Bayonetta imprisoned, Jeanne suddenly makes her reappearance. It is revealed that a gem she got from Bayonetta managed to remove Balder’s mind control and allowed her to shield from the incoming missiles in the nick of time. She ascends the statue on her magically enhanced motorcycle by riding along the surface of the missile used to launch Jubileus into orbit. Arriving just in time to save Bayonetta, she pulls her out of the statue’s left eye, causing Jubileus to go berserk and consume Balder in the process. Bayonetta and Jeanne manage to defeat the deity, but end up in a free fall towards Earth. Both Bayonetta and Jeanne manage to survive the descent, and the epilogue shows them continuing their battles with the Angels.

Weapon of choice

http://offworld.com/2009/06/one-shot-bayonettas-scarboroug.html (picture is from)

Bayonetta

Is a witch who morphs into various different magical beasts and uses various firearms, along with magical attacks she performs with her own hair, to dispatch her foes. She awakens after a 500 year sleep and finds herself in an unfamiliar area with no memories of who or what she is. Over time, she begins to remember what caused her current predicament. 500 years before the incident that caused Bayonetta’s memory loss, there were two factions of warriors—the Umbra Witches, who are followers of darkness and their counterparts, the Lumen Sages, are followers of light. and this follows her on her quest to find the eyes of the world of which she belives she has the left side so goes in look for the right piece

There are several baddies to kill in this game and if you like to shoot targets and kick, punch them to death then this is a game for you i think it is aimed at a female gamer but it would appeal to male gamers just as much as the title character is kinda hot lol

Bayonetta title character

http://www.analoghype.com is where this image was taken from

Fedora 12 (constantine) is released this week and im looking forward to getting a copy, I havent used Fedora before but the screenshots make it look sleek and modern and nicer in apperance than Ubuntu’s coffee stain lol

Pidgin has been replaced by a new IM system with camera and audio support which you cant curently get and its called “Empathy” this will rule out the need for Msn which takes a lot of memory usuage.

Fedora Desktop example

I have seen Fedora 11 and it looks very nice and sleek and Fedora 12 has minor tweeks and updates you can check out the features on the Fedora Project web page .   http://fedoraproject.org/en/get-fedora

Music application that was used was Thuderbird which is awesome as it will find YouTube vidoes and lyrics because as far as im aware there is no Itunes application to use on Linux if anyone knows of one please let me know as currently i use WINAMP which i dont think is available on Linux either   ( Currently a Vista User with Linux in a Virtual Machine)

I went to buy the guide for Fedora so i have a headstart and can use it to negotiate myself round the new OS and found out its only available to preorder and is not realeased untill the end of Feburary which i think is a bit daft as it contains a free live cd of Fedora 12 , i will have to browse on release an online guide untill such time as the guide is released might just be me but wouldnt it be more sence to release the book around the same time as the new OS release =\ .

Once i get my copy and have used it i shall reblog and tell you how i got on

InspIRCd example

But.. as i got into it PUTTY crashed 3 times so i had to restart configuring the InspIRCd from scratch , so then had to think of another solution so ran my ubuntu disc and use a terminal page to redo for the fourth time to add insult to injury once completed it wouldnt run few tweeks later and got it running then i had to configure the opers which seems sucessful all thats left to do is other items suck as chanserv operserv etc .

by the end of this day my head wanted to explode it hurt so much thanks to my friend i am going to persever many thanks for giving me motivation

Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX

COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key

BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

Very Inconsistent Software – Try Again  = VISTA

The average woman spends three times as much on technology such as mobile phones and laptops and mp3 players than they do on makeup or other items. This amounts to a market worth £15bn in the UK.

The technology sector lacks  in its attention to what it sees as an unequivocally second-rate “girl” revenue stream. This missed financial opportunity in this day and age! . Nintendo and their Wii fit system seems to have tapped into this market and have seen large sales gaming and exercise why are more companys not doing such things . There a now Blogs aimed at females, written by women ,The Lady Geeks being one such site

http://www.20-first.com/994-0-lady-geeks–women-as-consumers-of-technologies.html

Linuxchix, A site dedicated to female linux users aimed at helping and educating them and offering assistance and advice in a chat room senario run by females for females where men are not excluded but allowed as advice givers. They also run lectures and groups for women in technology

http://www.linuxchix.org/

I am Perpie and this is my blog, In my Blog i will chart my successes and failures learning all aspects of computing from Computer Languages to Irc usages mainly aimed at the female perspective, I am on the look out for all help and feedback as my knowledge is next to nothing so learning as i go and will take any advice i am provided with.

This is a new Blog my old one resides            http://perpetualdrkness.wordpress.com/

Feel free to check it out xD