Perpetual Drkness

I have been somewhat down latley so though id looks for a joke to cheer me up so i went and looked around for some geekie jokes these are some of my favourites and feel free to add one of your own by leaving a comment or 2 and cheer up someone elses day

Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX

COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key

BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

Very Inconsistent Software – Try Again  = VISTA